A teacher at a
| Blind jokes
A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it
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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!
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Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In
| Dog jokes
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
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Q: What's the motto of the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. ‘Why, of course,’ comes the reply. The first man then asks, ‘Where are you from?’ ‘I’m from Ireland,’ replies the second man. The first man responds by saying, ‘You don’t say. I’m from Ireland too. Let’s have another round to Ireland. ‘Of course,’ replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks, ‘Where in Ireland are you from?’ ‘Dublin,’ comes the reply. ‘I can’t believe it,’ says the first man, ‘I’m from Dublin too. Let’s have another drink to Dublin. ‘Of course,’ replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks, ‘What school did you go to?’ ‘St Mary