What's so bad about being a dick?
| Dirty jokes
What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.
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What is another word for a python
| Snake jokes
What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
| Bicycle jokes
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !
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This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a
| Police jokes
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
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What is a dog's favourite sport ?
| Dog jokes
What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, “Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn’t dance a single step!” “So?” asked the ducks former owner, “did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”