What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by
| Dog jokes
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.
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Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese
| Ethnic jokes
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went
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Q: Why do blondes stand
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who
| Weather jokes
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
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Two Virginia boys, Sonny
| Hunting jokes
Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, "Ple
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A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer please.” The barman looks at him and says “Sorry, I can’t serve you.” “Why not?” askes the brain. “You’re already out of your head.”