Son: Is it true?
| Marriage jokes
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
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Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading
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Which end of a bus is it best to get
| Bus jokes
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I
| Monster jokes
FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long, she can lick an envelope after she's posted it.
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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
| Monster jokes
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.
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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.