Mum, is it true my baby sister came

A policeman came upon a super-salesman about

| Salesmen jokes

A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!!" The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and Clinton politics. Shortly thereafter, they both jumpe

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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming

| Religious jokes

When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on. The the guy's amazement, when the Pope came, he we

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It was a few days before Christmas. The trip

| Aviation jokes

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the other end had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas carols. Being someone who took Christmas very serious

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Who invented King Arthur's round table

| History jokes

Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

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Why won't the witch

| Pig jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.