Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the
| Ethnic jokes
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash'
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When is an English teacher like a judge?
| Judge jokes
When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.
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The swing doors of the Wild
| Cowboy jokes
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "I
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Did you hear about the pigs
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
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Doctor, Doctor, my little brother
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
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Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin’