A married couple is driving down the
| Divorce jokes
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't w
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For what person do all men take off
| Hair and bald jokes
For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.
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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
| Blonde jokes
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sh
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In a very small alley two trucks
| Car and train jokes
In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, "When you've finished
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When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
| Bed jokes
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
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I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.