Vietnam
| Vietnamese
This guy went into the bar Friday night and ordered three beers, in fact every Friday night he went into the bar and ordered three beers and drank them all by himself. Three beers...every Friday night. Not 2. Never 4. Always 3. Well, the bartender couldn' t figure this out. Without fail this guy c
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The boy is smoking and
| Computer jokes
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warni
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
| Bath jokes
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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How did the telephones get married ?
| Telephone jokes
How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !
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What animals were last
| Elephant jokes
What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
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How does a baby ghost cry? “Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”