How do you get a paper baby?

Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?

| Parent jokes

Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."

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What is an

| Computer jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.

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What's more dangerous than being with a fool

| Insect jokes

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !

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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for

| Beauty jokes

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

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A violist and a cellist were standing on a

| Music jokes

A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.