Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
| Parent jokes
Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse? asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but don't stand too close."
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What is an
| Computer jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
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What's more dangerous than being with a fool
| Insect jokes
What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !
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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
| Beauty jokes
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.
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A violist and a cellist were standing on a
| Music jokes
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."
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How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.