Part of a Flight Attendant’s arrival

Dad: Don't be

| Brother and sister jokes

Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the

| Rabbit jokes

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.

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I forgot my brother's

| Birthday jokes

I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

| Aardvark jokes

What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!

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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No cloth

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Part of a Flight Attendant’s arrival announcement: “We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of us here at US Airways.”