Now as I understand it, Sir, said the
| Police jokes
Now as I understand it, Sir, said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?" "I'm afraid not, officer," replied the motorist. "I had my eyes shut!"
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Q: Why do blondes stand
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a
| Car and train jokes
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language
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A jogger running down a country road
| Farmer jokes
A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few y
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Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight
| Men jokes
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.
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Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied, “65 kgs,” and moved on.