YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
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What Central American country has the
| Ghost jokes
What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do
| Various animal jokes
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
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Who was that on the phone, Fred?
| Telephone jokes
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, “I’d like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London.” The confused agent said, “I’m sorry, we can’t do that.” “Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that’s exactly what you did to my luggage last year!”