Two psychologists meet at their
| Mental health jokes
Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, "What's your secret? Listening to other people's problems every day, all day long, for years o
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First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her
| Food jokes
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
| Pig jokes
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
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An avid line dancing couple
| Dance jokes
An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That nig
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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it
| Money jokes
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.