Q: What is the definition of a Soviet
| Music jokes
Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
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Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?
| School jokes
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !
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Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why
| Lawyer jokes
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.
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Waiter, are there
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.