If you are driving at the speed of light

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He

| Frog jokes

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the ma

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet

| Insect jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

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Sherlock Holmes

| Humor jokes

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have anoth

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Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on

| Mental health jokes

Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."

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Why does Bill Clinton wear

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Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.

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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?