The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to
| Sport jokes
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturb
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Honey, said this
| Marriage jokes
Honey, said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor
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Peter: My brother wants
| Brother and sister jokes
Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
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Q: Why couldn't the animals
| Humor jokes
Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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What's a vampire's favorite dance?
| Dance jokes
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
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The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. “This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart.” The patient is pleased. He asks, “What were their jobs?” “One was a teacher and the other was an accountant.” “I’ll take the accountant’s heart,” says the patient. “I want one that hasn’t been used.”