Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large

A father and his small son were standing in front

| Zoo jokes

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?"

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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in

| Criminal jokes

A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from

| Letter jokes

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.

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Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce

| Divorce jokes

Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog bit him.

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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no-one was game to ask him what was in the drawer. Finally the time came for Mr Evans to retire. There was a farewell party with speeches and a presentation. As soon as Mr Evans had left the building some of the staff rushed into his office, unlocked the top drawer and peered in. Taped to the bottom of the drawer was a sheet of paper. It read, “The debit side is the one nearest the window.”