A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down
| Restaurant jokes
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back
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One night a wife found her husband
| Men jokes
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the de
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I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I
| Blonde jokes
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !
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What do some people have against
| Burger jokes
What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!
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Q: What is it that
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname
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Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don’t 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will