This guy walked into a little corner store
| Police jokes
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier re
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These two construction workers always noticed
| Business jokes
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The
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Why are vampire families so close?
| Vampire jokes
Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.
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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing
| Banana jokes
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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How many letters are there in the
| Letter jokes
How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs $500.” “Why does that parrot cost so much?” asks the accountant. “Well,” replies the owner, “it knows how to do complex audits.” “How much does the middle parrot cost?” asks the accountant. “That one costs $1,000 because it can do everything the first one can do plus it knows how to prepare financial forecasts”. The startled accountant asks about the third parrot, to be told it costs $4,000. Needless to say, this begs the question, “What can it do?” To which the owner replies “To be honest, I’ve never seen him do a darn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner.”