What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What did the grape say when the
| Elephant jokes
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
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Did you hear about the household appliance
| Aardvark jokes
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard'
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Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup. "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."
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Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your
| Halloween jokes
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
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A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Want to hear an accountant joke?” The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I’m 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I’m an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6’2″ tall, 225 pounds, and he’s an accountant. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?” The first guy says, “No, I don’t want to have to explain it two times.”