What do you call an road construction

The bartender asks the guy

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this." A lawyer, sitting nearby

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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was

| Music jokes

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an

| Elephant jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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When did the Gorillas start to picket

| Gorilla jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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Q. Where does

| Fishing jokes

Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!

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What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!