Q: How can you tell that the guy
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age,
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Is your mother home? the
| Salesmen jokes
Is your mother home? the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. "Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fel
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !