When is the best time to go shopping?
| Time jokes
When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.
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Q: How many Accountants
| Accountant jokes
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed.
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Psychiatrist: Well, what's
| Mental health jokes
Psychiatrist: Well, what's your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer brown shoes to black shoes. I do myself. Patient: Really? How do your like yours - fried or boiled?'
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How do you address a monster?
| Monster jokes
How do you address a monster? Very politely.
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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !