BARTENDER: I think you've had enough,
| Marriage jokes
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
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What purrs along the road and leaves
| Various animal jokes
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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What does the N on the Nebraska
| College jokes
What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."
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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
| Travel and tourist jokes
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old
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Shortly after the birth
| Women jokes
Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As she emerged from the dressing room, having tried on the last selection, she
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What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!