Why did the vampire take up acting?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.
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Why did the bed spread?
| Bed jokes
Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.
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When did Caesar reign ?
| History jokes
When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.
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Why aren't burgers too
| Burger jokes
Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
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Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.